Tag: Dawat

ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM:
JUMMAY ka Khubsurat Tohfa. . .
JUMMAY k din Maghrib or Isha ki Namaz k darmyan mey
Surah-e-Fatiha (11) Bar
Surah-e-Kausar (11) Bar
Surah-e-Ikhlas (11) Bar
Parhney sey ALLAH Pak agley Jummey tak Rizq ka Intezam Kar deta hai.
*Yaad sey parhain or dosron ko bhi baatain*:)
JUMMA MUBARAK

Assalam-o-Alaykum

Aapko aaj meri taraf se iftari
ki dawat hai.
MC-DONALD
main
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Nahin Yaar Masjid main.

SOmE trAnSlaTioNz In uRdU ;-)
-Yo Baby waTz Up?
eY munni ye upar kia hai?

-listen buddy dat Chick Is mine.
suno dost wo murgi ka bAcha mera hai.

-R u nuts?
Kia tum mongphali ho?

Rock the party..
Pathar maro dawat ko..

Lets hang out..
Ao baahar latakty hain..;-)

QURAN mein 700 baar 'Namaz' ki dawat di gayi

Hazrat Ayesha(R.A) ne sabse pehle Quran ki Ayaton ko gina

Quran mein Surah Al Baqra sabse bari Aur
Surah Al-Kausar sabse choti surah hai

Quran ko pora hone mein 22saal 5mah 14din lage

"Quran mein ALLAH Pak ka naam 2584 bar hai"
"Duniya mein Quran 103 zabano me hai"

"QURAN mein 4 Masajid k naam hain,
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabwi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa

Quran Pak ki Information dosro tak pohnchao.

Assalam-o-Alaykum

Aapko aaj meri taraf se iftari
ki dawat hai.
MC-DONALD
main
.
.
.
.
Nahin Yaar Masjid main.

Aik dawat me aik aourat khana khaa ker farig hoti hai to ussay paan khany ke talub hoti hai lakin waha pan ka intazaam nahi hota hai jis per woh tent see moo(face)bahir nikal ker dekhti hai to dosree taraf aik aour aourat bhee face nikal ker bethhi hoe hoti hai woh poochti hai k kia ker rahi ho to pehly wale aaurat kehti hai k aiy behen apny liyee larka dhoondh rahi hoo.....<><><><><><><><><><<><><><><><><><><><><><><>

aik dawat me aik laarki aik larkey se kehti hai k tumhary pass maccis hai larka kehta hai yeh loo sigrate laiter larki kehti hai ke bewaqof kia me laiter se dant(teeth) khurchooo gi<<><>><>><<><>><<><><>><>><><><>><<>>><<>><<>><<>><<

Ek Dawat Mai ek Andha bhi Shareeq Tha, Khanay mai Rus Gulay Bhi Thay Ittefaq Sai Andhay Ki Plate Mai ek Rus Gulay Mai Pathar Aagaya, is Nai pathar Mun Mai Dala aur zor Zor Sai Chabanay Laga,Aakhir na tota to Pathar Ko Apne ek Haath Sai ek taraf Kar Kai Phenk Diya Ittefaq Sai woh Pathar Samnay Walay Aadmi Kay Sir Par Laga Aur woh Sir Pakar Kar Zor Zor Sai Chillanay laga Toot Gaya Toot Gay Yeh Suntai Hi Andhay nai Jaldi Sai Kaha Toot Gaya Ho To Wapis Kar Dai Na