Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.You drop one outside. How many are...

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,

all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it

because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.