Sardar

A man was in his front yard mowing his grass when his neighbor Mr. Singh came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked in, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later he came out of his house again, went right to the mailbox and this time opened it, looked in, felt around it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, he came out again, marched over to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions the man asked him, ""Is something wrong Mr. Singh?""

To which he replied, ""There certainly is!""

""My stupid computer keeps saying, ""YOU-VE GOT MAIL.""

A Sarder goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, What is that shiny object? The clerk replies, That is a thermos flask. The Sarder then asks, What does it do? The clerk responds, It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. The Sarder says, I--ll take it! The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His Sarder boss sees him and asks, What is that shiny object with you? He said, It--s a thermos flask. The boss then says, What does it do? He replies, It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. The boss said, Wow, what do you have in it? The Sarder replies, Two cups of coffee and a coke.

Sarder dukhi tha
kisi ne poocha ?ku tension mai ho?.
sarder:?yaar aik dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon?

JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI.
JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI.
JIS KE SAR MEIN DARD HAI WOH SARDAAR HAI.

A sheikh stop Rikshaw & asked DATA Darbr jao ge
Driver han jaon ga
Sheikh:acha ye shoper le jao wapsi chawal le aana