Pagal

eak shakhas ki biwi bohot moti thi uss ne appni biwi se poocha begum kia tum chaho gi k main sisak sisak kar maroon
begum:Allah na kare app ko kuch ho
sahib:nahi,marna to sab ko hai ik din
begum:agar marna sab ko hai to main ye har giz na chahoon gi k app sisak sisak kar maro
sahib:acha!to phir aisa karo ke doosra paoon bhi mere upar rakh do

sardaar ji: Hello, Hello Doctor, plz jaldee se ghar aa--o, meree bv k glay main Karpaan phans ga--ee hay.
doctor: main 5 min mian pohonch rah hoon.
AFTER 2 MIn. Sardaar ji Again: hello, hello doctor, ab app zehmat na karain, mujhay doosree karpaan mil ga--ee hay..............

Aysi apni wife ho...

5--7---- jiss ki height ho,

Jeans jiss ki tight ho,

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute ho,

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,

Pakistan ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Parosi jab baat karay toe haath main knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono mein na kabhi --fight-- ho,

Milnay say dil delight ho,

Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,

Agar aysi apni wife ho, Toe kya haseen life ho,

Her kisi ki yeh farma--ish ho,

Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma--ish ho,

Ay kaash kahain toe aesi paidaish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho, Aysi apni wife ho...

Test center mein test ho raha tha.
Kuch larke kaafi praishan thai kion kai examiner apni seat per nahee baith raha tha , frequently chakar laga raha tha aur larke apni booti(naqal) istamal nahee ker sek rahe thai.
Aik hoshiar(clever) larke nai paper per kuch likh ker examiner ko dia.
Examiner forun(immediately) jaa ker baith giya.
Bus phir kia tha booti chal gayee.
Jab test khatam hua to saab larkoun nai us larke sei poocha kai yar tum nai kia likha tha examiner ko.
Larke nai jawab di yar mein nai likha tha kei sir aap kee pent(trouser) peeche sei phati hui hai.

yeh waqt nahi hai ronay ka
yeh waqt hai baccha honay ka
uswaqt tu kion na royee thi
jab tu chipak ke soyee thi

aik din aik amma bazar ma aik dukan per jati hay to dukandar ko kahti hay
habib banaspati gee day wo kahta hay ka habib to nahee hay taloo hay amma kahti hay taloo apra maoo bitcah cahii

Aik khandan mein pehla pehla bacha paida hota hai . Ab us kay khatnay krwanay hotay hain to naayee ko bulwaya jata hai jab naayee aata hai aur khatnay karnay lagta hai to paas hi bachay ki naani bolti hai kay bachay kay khatnay bilkul is kay nana jaisay karna , Foran hi paas khari chachi bol deti hai nahi is kay khatnay is kay chacha jaisay karna , To phir khala bol parti hai nahi bilkul khaloo jaisay honay chahiye yeh sun kar nayee tang aa jata hai aur pareshaan ho jata hai phir achaanak hi us kay zahan mein aik khayal aata hai aur wo apni dhoti (Lungi) ooper uthata hai aur kehta hai BAJI yeh naya model aaya hai aisay kar doon ha ha ha ha....

Lodon ka aik hotal es liyea famous tha k un ka kahna tha k un ka hotel se jo bhi order karo mil jata ha aik aadmi ne weater se kaha k mujhe heata la k do manegar na dunya ka tammam countries main phone kia magar heata na mila. us na aik aadmi se kaha yaar kisa hotel ha main neaik ghanta phlay heata ka order kia tha magar ab tak nahin aaya . to doosray na juvab dia k main na aik hafta pahlay colda kas order diya tha ab tak nahin aaya.ha ,ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Do pagal hota hain ion ma say aeak bolta hai ka ma pori donia koo mita do ga ion ma say dosra bolta hai ka main tum ko rubber he nahi do ga