Monkey & Lizard

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, Hey! what are you doing?
The monkey says, Smoking a joint, come up and have some.
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is --dry-- and is going to get adrink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, What--s the matter with you?
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, Hey you!
The Monkey looks down and says, Faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!