Mercedes

A fellow in his 40-s buys a new mercedes and decides
to test
it out on the freeway. He is running about 80MPH with
the top
down and the wind blowing through his hair. All of a
sudden
he notices a highway patrol cruiser flashing his red
lights
directly behind his car. In an instant, he decides
that his
new mercedes can easily outrun the patrol car so he
jumps
the speed up to 100, then 115 and finally 125. The
patrol
car is right behind him and the guy finally realizes
what he
has done and pulls over. The patrolman walks up to him
and
asks for his drivers license. He then looks at the
driver
and says ""this is my ticket for my shift and I really
hate
writing up a bunch of paperwork."" ""If you can give me
an
excuse I have never heard before"" I will let you off.
The
driver thinks for a second and says:""officer, two
weeks ago
my wife left me for a cop. I thought you were the cop
and
trying to give her back to me.

The patrolman let him go....