doctor

aik dafa aik mareez doctor kay pass gaya aur kaha kai main 3 din se bimaar hoon doctor ne poocha kai kia bimaari hai to mareez ne kaha kai maire pate main dard hota hai to doctor ne use kaha kai ghar jao aur thande pani se nahao aur pankha laga ker us kai neechai late jao is ke thoori der baad aik ice cream kha laina to mareez ne soocha kai yeh mera ilaaj karne ki bajae mujhe ulte ulte mashware dai raha hai to us ne doctor se poocha kai doctor is tarah to mujhe namoonia ho jae ga to doctor ne kaha kai jab tumhe namoonia ho jae to phir mere pass aana kioo kai mai namoonie ka specialist hoon..

ak din sub pagal pagal ghar mein apni fingers se kuch rub ker rahe thai inke pass doctor aia or pucha yah kia ho raha hai sub na kha kah doctor sab app bhi kare bara enjoy karen gai doctor na kia phar us na kha yai sub boaring hai ek pagal ne kha doctor sab nak se nikal ker rub karen .phir enjoy karen gai .ha ha ha ha ha ha

patient: doctor, doctor! i cant stop sneezing. What can you give me???
Doctor: a tissue!!!

Aik din aik patient doctor ka pass aya ,aur doctor sa kaha ka main gahan hand rakhta hon wahan per he dard hoti hai doctor b parashan ho jata hai vo patient ko specilalist ka pass bagh data hai thoori daar bad patient bahir ata hai to doctor is sa poochta hai tuma kon see bamari hai patiend bool meri finger tooti hoyi hai

A FRIEND OF DOCTOR HAVING FAST PAIN IN HIS MOUTH IN NIGHT
AT THIS TIME HE GOES TO DOCTOR--S HOME
AND PUSHES THE BELL DOCTORS--S WIFE SAID WHO IS
HE SAID IN VERY LOW SOUND IS THE DOCTOR AVAILABLE
SHE SAID NO COME IN

a womam from doctor;mera beta motor cycle se gir gya hy.
doctor said;i dont understand urdu plz speak in english
woman said;my londa gironda from honda

Doctor: Zor Zor se saans lain..
Lambi Sans
Doc: or Lambi Saans

Suddenly a sound camr KHATAK
Doc: Lagta hai apki pussly fracure hogai hai??

Lady: Stupid meri Bra ka Hook Toot gya ha..

Patient:to doctor aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya doctor says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha

Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka Aur Apki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai Kya ???

Husband: HaN Ek Hi Hoga, Ek Saal Se Jo Mera Khoon Pee Rahi Hai..!!!

ek doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha logo ne pucha kya hua?
doctor:4 bar sunat karvane aata hay aur baal saaf karvaake bhag jata hay