Coca Cola

An insect falls in a mug of Coca Cola.
This is what folks from different countries do...

ENGLISHMAN: throws the mug away and walks out!
AMERICAN: takes the insect out and drinks the coke!
CHINESE: eat the insect and throws the coke away!
ISRAELI: sucks coke from the insect before throwing the
insect away and drinks the remaining coke!

INDIAN: accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to in filter
into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the coke, blame it as long term Islamic operation, terms the insect an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan Army Regular and finally a Pakistan SSG Commando in an undercover operation and presents identity card of bug to prove that it is indeed a Pakistan Army person in an undercover operation to change the status of LoC and vows to defend each and every inch of the mug and every drop of coke!!!!!!!!!!!

Mai aap ki yaad main
ban gaya baraf ka gola

main aap ki yaad main
ban gaya baraf ka gola

aur aap bole k thanda
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