SMS

Aik admi ne doosre admi se time poocha to doosre admi ne jawab dia, --aaj tum mujh se time pooch rahe ho, kal tum mujh se dosti karne ko kaho ge aur mein tum se dosti kar loonga, phir tum mujh se zid karoge ke mujhe apne ghar le chalo, phir main tumhe chai pilaoonga, phir meri biwi mujhe dantegi, phir tum apne beta ka rishta meri beti ke liye lao ge lekin jis insan ke pass aik ghati naheen hai woh meri beti ko dus diamond ke set kya delaiga, jo meri beti ki apne sasur se khwaish hai.
(us admi ne to khali time poocha tha lekin doosre admi ne to poori life history bata di).

Is duniya main yeh mana ki dilwale bahut hain
Par yeh bhi hamara yakin hai ki humsa na koi hoga
Pyar main to jaan lutane wale bahut honge
par dosti main jo jaan luta sake woh hum jaisa parwana kahan hoga

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

raat ko sardar g ki beewi us ko utha key kehti hai , utho g billi sara doodh pee ghai hai.
sardar g kehtay hain,kitni dafa kaha hai k
kameez pehan kar soeya karo

Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De
Tadap Raha Hu Ab Aur Na Intzaar De
Apni Awaaz Nahi Sunani To Mat Suna
Kam Se Kam 1 Missed Call Hee Maar De

wat u think is da horrible way of death?
is it accident!
or poison!
or musder!
or is it war!
then ur wrong
its so simple
just fall in love

shadi se pehle kuch kuch hota hai,shadi ke baad kuch nahi hota,shadi se pehle sirf tumhare liye, shadi ke baad sirf bachon ke liye

Hum Dosti Ka Farz yunhee Nibhatay Rahaigay,Waqt Bewaqt Apko Satatay Rahaingay,Dua Karo ki Umer Lambi Hojai Hamari,Ager Mar Guy Tu Bhoot Ban K Apko Daratay Rahaingay ;)

Sardar Running After Buss Finally Catch it n Asks To Driver --Yeh Buss Teri Maa Lagti Hai, Driver --Nhi-- Yeh Buss Teri Behan Lagti Hai, Driver --Nhi-- Tu Phir Charhnay Q Nhi Daita