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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, ""I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn-t work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you-ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.""
The Sardar said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money right now ! I won it and I want it."" Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next
19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I want my money ! If you-re not
going to give my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!""
The Sardar says, ""I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn-t work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you-ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.""
The Sardar said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money right now ! I won it and I want it."" Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next
19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I want my money ! If you-re not
going to give my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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