Pagal

ek din doctor ne do pagal ko pagalkhane
se le aya aur isko test kar raha tha key yeh thik hoyae hai key nahi to doctor sahab ne ek ko kaha ke jao mere ghar aur dekho ke mie ghar mie ho to pagal bhagkar doctor ke ghar ke taraf gaye to dosray ne kaha ke yeh pagal hai doctor ne socha ke yeh thik ho gaya hoga to pocha key yeh kyo kaha tum ne pagal ne jawab diya key clinic se phone karne ki jaga woh bhag kar aap key ghar ki taraf gaya doctor ne kaha yeh bhi thik nahi hai

ak dafa ka zikar hay kay kuch pagloon ko plan kay raastay dosray city lay kar jatay han pagal plan may bahut shoor kartay han. plan ka pilot apnay dost say kahat hay kay en ko kissee tarha chup karaaoo.us ka dost paglon kay pass jata hay tou us ko ak pagal kuch theek lagta hay tou wo us ko kahta hay kay en ko kissee taraha chup karwaooo. wo pagal kahta hay theek hay. kuch dair baad plan may billlkul khamoshee ho jatee hay. pilot kahta hay kay ya kaysay ho gia may ja kar pochta hon us nay pagal say pocha tou pagal na kaha kay wo cricket khail rahay thaaay may nay un say kaha kay baher ja kar khailloo tou wo sub baher challay gay

aik bawquef dosray bawquef say kehta hay kkkay agar tum mujhay bataaaa kay meri jholi main kiya hay tu saray anday(eggs)tumharay aur agar tum nay yeh bataya kay kitnay hain tu 12 kay 12 tumharay aur agar tum yeh bata do kay yah kis janwar nay diyay hain tu woh murghi(hen) bhi tumhari dossra bawquef bola>yarr bohat mushkal sawaal hay koi ishara tu doooo

pagal tum na payer tu ka mager pyar ke prove ne wooh dashman ha tere tere yaar ne. akan khole ke dake

1 pagalkhana ma 1 pagal lota ma khundi dal ker batha hua tha. sath sa 1 doctor guzarta ha ore kahta ha yah kya ker raha ha to pagal bolta ha machle pakar raha hun to doctor kahta ha kah ga pagal kabhe lota sa bhe machle nichleha ore phir doctor chala gata ha thore dare badh doctor wapis ata ha to pagaluse tara batha hota ha to doctor pusta ha kah kitne machlian pakren han to pagal doctor say kahta ha ga doctor kabhe lota ma sa bhe machlian nickle han.

tu pagal mera dil pagal aur gal pey tere
til katil.

do pagal aik jagha per ja rahe hotein hain ki vooh aik masjeed ko dekhteein hain,,tu aik pagal dosre se kehta hai ki yaar dekho ki allah ka ghar dhopp mein khara hai chaloo is ko chaoon mein ker deteein hain tu dono mil ker masjed ki aik kone ko dhaka lagana shuru ker deteein hain,,our apni jutiyan bhi ootar detin hain itne mein aik chore ata hai our onn ki jutiyan ootha ker le jata hai,,dhaka lagate hoyee onn ko sham ho jati hai jan sham ho jati hai tu aik pagal dosree se kehta hai ki dekho yaar hum ne allah ki ghar ko chaoon mei ker diya our jab vooh piche murr ker dekhtin hain tu wahan per onn ki jutiyan nahi hoti ytu aik pagal dosree se kehta hai ki dekho yaar hum ne itna dhaka lagaya ki hamati jutiyan bhi piche reh gayeein,,,,

3 behnay hoti hain aik undhi,lunghri,or gunji
undhi bolti hai maine aik phool dekha hai,lunghri bolti hain main baag ker lay ker aati hoon,gunji bolti hai juldi kero maine apnay baaloon main legati hoon.

2 pagal batai kar rahai thay



1 nai kaha mai iss poree dunya ko mitadounga



2 pagal nai kaha mai tumhain rubber hi nahi dounga :p

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