Sardar g

ek dafa ek sardar ji se ek larki nay kaha k
sardar g ek 100 rupey tu day do kal day doon gi
sardar g nay kah k
tu 200 lay lay magar aaj hi day de

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.

Can you lend me $2000? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i will return it soon .An SARDAR G asks to ATM machine.
Naeem Jan

EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a
job. He promptly
filled
the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column ""Salary Expected"":
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes

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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ? He
will compare it
with the
original for spelling mistakes !!
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What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional
white sheet of paper
?
(he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes
a photcopy of the
white
paper !!!

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (-T- silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which
has a Clock
Tower when
someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the
Tower. Sardarji
says
""Yes"". ""Give me a thousand rupees and I-ll go get a
ladder."" The man
took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the Sardarji
figured
he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji
is again walking
along
the same street and the same man asks him to buy the
clock.
""Give me a thousand rupees and I-ll go get a ladder.""
The Sardarji
gives him
the thousand and says ""I am not a fool.This time, you
wait and I-ll
go get a ladder.""
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eik martaba eik sardar g tv khareednay eik shop per gaye dookaan daar saypoocha yeh tv kitnay ka hay us nay kaha keh mein sardar ko tv nahin baichta saradar nay wajah poochi dookaan daar nay kaha bas mein nahin baichta doosray din sardar aurat ka bhais badal kar aata hai aur phir tv ki keemat malom kerta hai dookan daar nay kaha mein nay kaha hai na mein sardaar ko tv nahin baichta sardaar hairaangi say, yaar mein to aurat ke roop mein aaya hoon phir tumhein kistarha pata chala keh mein sardar hoon dookaan daar ne bari si aahn bhartay huay kaha kewn keh sardar g yeh tv nahin microwave oven hai...

sardar g k bara bachun main se aik alag dikhata tha.
sardar g;sari uomar apni beevi se pochaty rahe ye kiska he?
sardarni;kabhi jwab na deti.
aik din;sardarni marne ko hoi,
sardar;ne pocha ab tu bata de ye kiska he?
sardarni;bare aram se bolii sardar g yahi tu apka he

Boss : where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


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