Maryam Rauf

Aek dafa aek baap or beta bahir jatay hean baap ka beta neechay girey hoi cheeze dakhata hai or utha lata hai us ka baap kahta hai kea neechay gerey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay phir thori durr he jatay hean tu us larkay ka baap gir jata hai naalay mea woh kahta hai beta mujeh bahir nikalo tu us ka beta kahta hai baap aap nea he tu kaha tha kea betay girey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay

Aik dafa aik pehlawn hota hai woh apni akhri ladyi ladnay gata hai woh apni (fight) kay liya naya (underwear buy) karta hai. (Fight) ka din aagya woh (fight) karnay gata hai aur woh (win) ho gata hai aur phir sab ko apna (new underwear) dekhata hai to sab (laugh) karna (start) ho gatay hain aur phir woh (home) chala gata hai aur apni biwi say kahta hai keh mujhe per sab (laugh) kar rahay thay to os ki biwi kehti hai woh to app ghar hai bhol gayaya thay
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a baffled man entered a calm fharmacy ov a doc n shouted,""doc, 4 God sake do something 4 me, i was playing on da flute but ,but i made a mistake to swallow it."" doc said coolly, wel u should thank God that u werent playing on a piano.""...bye~shye

Azziyat, Museebat, Malaamat, Balaayen.....

Teray Ishq Mien Hum Nay Kya Kya Na Dekha.....

AIK DAFA AIK GORA ADMI KISI DESI FAMILY KEHAAN REHNE ATA HAI. WOH USKO ITNA MERCHOON WALA KHANA KHILATE HAIN KE USKI BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI. DOSRAY DIN USKO BOHAT ZOR SE BATHROOM ATA HAI TO WOH BATROOM BHAG TA HAI. WAHAAN JATA HAI TO USKO TOILET PAPER HI NAHI MILTA, AB USKI OR BHEE BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI, KAHIR WOH WESE HI BATHROOM KARNE LAGJATA HAI. MIRCHOON KI WAJHA SE USKO BOHAT JALAN HOTI HAI TO WOH JALDI SE PANI DALTA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI ""AAAAHHHHH!!! NOW I GET IT WHY DESI PEOPLE HAVE WATER IN THEIR BATHROOMS,TOILET PAPER WOULD HAVE BURNT"" HEHEHEHEHEHE