Joks Sms

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it--s one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it--s second leg and told
the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut it--s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn--t walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, I found it. If we cut cockroach--s four legs,
it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board WASH BASIN

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!



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