JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI, HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI, CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA, MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye, Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....

Once there was a crow, pind vich renda c o, 1 din talli utee betha c o, 1 chirri dy pechy pey gya c o, chiri dy pio ne kuttya crow, sherminda gya c ho, huun cherri nu pehan ji kenda c o, Moral:kisy de dhe pehan nu na cherro

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !

Kehnde kehnde thakna nai
Karde karde rukna nai
Ae ishq hai sohna Rab ne ditta
Yaar vasana dil vich onu khona nai...

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste