Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

Munna WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind mein 1 laucha chal rela hai,
ye Bagla 1 taang utha k kae ko sota hai?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay tou agar Bagla dosri tang bhi utha lega tou gir jai ga. . .

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki hai bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta hai re maamu ?
aayega tou uth jaunga rey ,i shappath !!!

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:simple bhai ,pathar maar kar dekho,
ager bhaga tou bakra
aur ager bhagi tou bakri.

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kaatey tou kya karne ka ray?
CIRCUIT:simple hai bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!

Munna Bhai ka SMS warning

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!!!

MAMU - ye chand tou raat mein nikalta hai
aj din mein kaise nikal gaya....
GIRL - ullu tou raaat mein bolta hai
aaj din mein kaise bol pada...

curcuit- hey mamu papad aur jhapat
mein kya fark hai
MAMu- nahi pata
curcuit- tou kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega

CURCUIT- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot
nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela
hai tereko dhoond reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- par abhi tou tu bola kay
kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega
par tu tou bol sakta hai na...