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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

ansoo tere nikle, ankhen meri ho
dil tera dharke, dharkan meri ho
khuda kare k dosti hamari itni gehri ho
k nokri tu kare or sallery meri ho
haa haa haa haa haa

aek admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.

aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider kio khara he

eik baar eik admi plane main apny saath apna parrite bhi ly gaya .jaab airhostes drink serve kerny lagi tu parrite ny choonch sy uss ka dopata pakerh liya .dobara air hostes T serve kerny lagi tu phir pearrite ny uss ka dopatah pakra air hosts ussy pyaar ker k chali gai .pearrite ka malik yeh saab dekh raha tha 3rd time jaab air hostes aai tu pearrite k malik ny uss ka dopatah pakrra air hostes ny ussy eik thaperh mara or ussy or uss k pearrite ko plane sy baher pheenk diya gaya hawa main malik ny pearrite sy kaha k yeh saab terri waja sy howa hi .pearrite ny kaha k urhna nahi aata tha tu panga keun liya ......hahahahaaaaa

A sardar in USA was masturbating looking towards the sky
Man: What are you he doing?
Sardar: I am making love to my wife, Jeeto, through satelite

aik badshah key perposal ate hain to ik langri larki ati hai to badshah keta hai agar mein tum se shadi karloon or raat ko hum chatt per so rahe hoon or agar barish ajaye to mein chatt se manjiyan utaroon ga ya tum ko utaroon ga

beta ammy se ammy jan saban bath room main gir gia hai.....ammy saban ko saban se dholo.hahahaha