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sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai

Sardarji replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

hi guyzzz n girls :)
i have created a formula called brain refresher u wanna try ?
ok in the next 5 seconds ur brain will be refreshed ............
all right here we go............

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Error : No brain detected !

ooh no! :( i cant do any thing on it sorry yaar:(

hahaahhahaha :) email me if u like this one
thanxxx 2 everyone who like it

ek akhbar mein ad chapa amazing exchange offer purani wife layein nayi le jayein ...........
dosre din wahan rash lag gaya ...lekin
bechare husbands ka khila huwa chehra murjha gaya jab unhe pata chala ke ......

wo rose beauty parlour ka ad tha ..... hahaahahaha ;) hello everyone. i just wrote it recently socha ap logo ke sath share karoon

ek jahaz main tamam sikh safer ker rahe hotey hain tu airhotes ailaan kerti hai k iss waqet hum 40 fit ki bulandi per hain musem khushgawar hai apni seet beld bandh lijye itney airhostes ki awaz aati hai ooey mer gaey tamam logon ko sanp songh jata hai thori dair k baad awaz aati hai ghabrane ki baat nahi hai wo sir k kaproon per drink gir gaey thhe lakin ghbrane ki baat nahi wo sokh jaey gi itne main 1 sardar ji kehtey hai tere tu sookh jaey gi meree jo nikel gaee uss ka kiya. ha ha ha

ek dafa Teacher class se bachon se pochhtii hai ke jo pagal hai wo oth jahe to baho der baad ek larka oth gaya teacher ne kaha tum kyon khare ho gahe larka kaheta hai miss aap akelii kharii thii mene socha main bhi khara ho jahoon ........

purani haveli ki giri hui deewar pe tange hue badsurat photo k peeche chupi hui gandi chupkli ki tuti hui puch main bethe badbudar bacteria ki qasam.....I MISS U

aik bacha pehle dafa school ja raha hota hai us ki ammi kehteen hain ke school main ja ke meethi meethi batien kerna woh class main jata hai miss us ka name poochten hain woh kehta hai cham cham father name poochteen hain barfi mother name gulab jaman miss gusse se kehteen hain tum kahan rehte ho woh kehta hai ke mithae ke dabbe main ahhahahahahahaha

kya app apne chehre ke dagh dhabhoo se pareshan hain ...............
dont be sad ...... keep fair n lovely away
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trust on a trusted name
aise ya wese ./........
kese bhi dagh hoon
sirf excel hai na ! ................. ;-)

dhooooooo dala ........... hahahahahah

You got styleeee ,,,,,,,,,,,
u got intelligence ,,,,,,,,,,,,
u got a fully functional brain..........
u got a bunch of beauty ..........wait...
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hahahaahah
keep smiling spread smilingsssss :D