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Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Qasam

Murree Ki Sardi Ki
Qasam


Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki
Qasam


Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki
Qasam

?I Miss U

A sardar fell ill & shivering with cold.
Doctor came n asked wat happend?
His son said:
Bimari da te pata nai par abba swair da vibration te laga hoya ae

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circuss....
Ring master asked:
Can anyone do it.
Sardar G:man aana par pehle sher nu hatao......

dosti ka safar taveel sahi,


lekin,
kuch kadam tum chalo,
kuch kadam hum chalen,

phir...!!!
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RAKHSHA KARLENGAY!!!!

sader ki wife in a bus,,
sardarni, suno ji pichey wala admi meiry balous mein hath dal raha hi,
sardar,, tu chinta na ker uss ko kia pata tera batwa meiry pass hi

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:

Baat baat pe jo rooth jate hain,
Hath un se anjane main choot jate hain,
Koi bataye unko bara nazuk hai dosti ka rishta,
Hanste Hanste bhi Dil toot jate hain.

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota, har pathar chamakdar nahin hota; dosti dekh kar karna dost, kyonki har dost humsa dildar nahin hota