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do dost jaaarahe hote hai un k samne aik mota billa jaaaraha hota hai 1 dost dosre se kehta hai k yaaaar dekh kitnna mota billa jaaaraha hai dosra kehta hai k haaan yaaar itna mota pehle kabhi nahin dekha itne mein billa palty maaar ker kehta hai tere baaapp ka khata hooon kia.hahahahahahahahahah u know its true hahahahah

aik aurat apni hamsai ke ghar jate hai wahan aik book use achee lagte hai woh apni hamsai se kehti hai ke woh use book de de us ki hamsai kehte hai ke main kisi ko book nahin dete tum ne jitne parhni hai yahin parh lo kuch din baad us ki hamsai us ke ghar aati hai aur us se jsaroo mangte hai to woh kehte hai ke main kisi ko jharoo nahin dete tum ne jitne dene hai yahin de lo.HAHAHAHAAHAHA

Some Love One Some Love Lot off
I love Movie Face Off

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america love,s iraq
bush love,s sadam
sadam loves mushraf
mushraf loves his wife
and i know she loves me....

aik bacha examination hall main doodre bache ki copy kar raha tha teacher ne ghuse se kaha tum kaho to us ke saath bitha doon talib ilam nahin mujhe yahan se saaf nazaar aa raha hai HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aik din aik sardar sahab apnay ghar say bahir nikaltay hain samnay kalay ka chikla per say slip ho jatay hain. unhian choot lag jati hai girnay say. 2 din bad jab dobara apnay ghar say nikaltay hain to samnay kalay ka chilka dhaik kar khatya hain aO MARYIA RABBAB AAG FAIR SLIP HONA PAY GA

I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.
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Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That--s YOU !
Good Will: It?s also YOU!
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME

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Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind
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u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r likeable
u r Unique
In short... u r ULLU !!!
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Sardar zebra crossing ke black white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
Chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
?YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI
hahahhahahha
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Sardar apne ek friend se: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar! sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte

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A Sardar enters shop and shouts, where--s my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab
Sardar: Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE?
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