expire

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date

ek ladkay nay nayeya mobil liya hota hai..woh mobil lay kay bheta
hota hai to uska ek dost aata hai aur kahta hai yaar ek mint phone dayna
woh kahta hai main nain dayraha to dost khata hai yaar marnay ki khabar
dayni hai to woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh appni girl friend ko phone
karta hai aur kahta hai tum aagar mujay na mili na to main mar jaoo gaa.
to uska dost kahta hai ye marnay ki khbar hai..woh ussay mobil cheen layta
hai..phir dosra dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar mobil dayna khudkhusi ki
khabar dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..woh bhi appni girl friend
ko phone milata hai aur kahta hai aagar tumnay muje say shadi na ki to
main khudkhushi karlo gaaa..uska ka dost mobil cheen layta hai ye khudkhusi
ki khabar hai..phir third dost aata hai woh kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar
dayni hai woh usko mobil day dayta hai..uska dost ulthi seedhi baat karta
rehta hai uska dost kahta hai yaar expire ki khabar do woh kahta hai haan
haan dayraha hoon 1 hours ho jata hai woh kahta bahi expire ki khbar do
to uska dost usko kahta hai tumrahay mobil ka card expire ho gayeya:)