After Marriage

The lion was walking proudly in the Jungle. A mouse suddenly passes by him and asks him why he is being so contemptous. I am the lion, king of the Jungle, replys the lion. The mouse gets his chest high, don-t be so fool, I was also the lion before my marriage, says mouse and goes away crying.

One day father and son goes to a store for shopping. When they reach the place where condome were placed. Boy pick up one packet of three condomes and asked his father , For what these are three in one. Father reply , When some one is in school life he use two on friday night and one on sunday night. Then boy picks another packet of six condomes and aagain asked same question. Father replies that when some body is in college life he use two on friday night, two on sunday night and two on sunday--s morning. Then he pick a packet of 12 condome and gain asked same question. This time father reply that this packet is used after marriage. One for january.....one for february...... one for march.... one for april and...................... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha