Misc

HAIRCUTS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Women-s version:

Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That-s so cute!

Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn-t sure when
she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don-t
think it-s too fluffy looking?

Woman1: Oh God no! No, it-s perfect. I-d love
to get my hair cut like that, but I think my
face is too wide. I-m pretty much stuck with
this stuff I think.

Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was
afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1: Oh - that-s funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that
would love to have your shoulders. Everything
drapes so well on you.

Men-s version:

Man1: Haircut?

Man2: Yeah.