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Heart & Beats..


Nite & Moon..


Music & Songs..


Roses & Loves..


Fish & Water..





My SMS..


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i want to good only good girl frnd not a boy my number is 03012202410

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!

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Thats what Girls think about Boys

If u treat her nice she says yaar mujhe line de raha hai
If u dont she says kitna akarta hai

If u dress nicely she saysmujhay impress karna chata hai
If u dont she says tasteless hai yaar

If u argue wcith her she saysziddi hai
If u sit quietly she saysdumb hai

If u act smarter she--ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she think its her right

If u dont love her she saysis ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai
If u love her she sayspeechay hi par gaya hai

If u dont give her a kiss she saystum mujh se serious nahi ho
If u give her a kiss she sayssab ko line deta hoga

If u r skinny she says u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate places
If u r healthy she says u shud b smart

If u dont tell her ur prob she saysur not honest 2 me
If u do tell to her she says ur a problem child

If u scold her she says you act like a nany giving lecture
If she scolds u she says Yaar, its becuz i care

If u break a promise she says she does not trust u any more
If she breaks she says jan mein majbour thi

If u do good in exams she says qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks
If she gets goods mark she saysits my brain

If u hurt her she says u r cruel & dont care of my feelings
If she hurts you she replies u r not understanding

& they claim they r not Hypocrates, Interesting na or yah sub ki sub stupit girls ki sooch hay.

Girl dont angry.


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Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money


First Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Girl) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.


Second Law O f Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.


Third Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.


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Solve this paheli: That the fisherman love me but doctor hate me. Children wanted to eat me. I m 13 letter word. Who i am? {if anybody solve this paheli he vil must got 20 rupees easyload. So answer me on this no=0314-9035362

Starts frm Eyes,


Grows with Gift,


Ends with Tears,


But 2day


----~Love~

Starts frm Mobiles,

Grows wd Msgs,

Ends wd No REPLY.


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One day an old lady was sitting at her old home with her old dog. A fairy suddenly pops up next to her. It tells her, You have lived a good life. I will now grant you three magic wishes.

The old women thinks for a minute, and then makes up her mind. She says, My first wish is that I will be young and beautiful again. POOF! She is.

My second wish is that I am very rich and live in a mansion. POOF! Her tattered, old house becomes a magnificent mansion, and she is the richest person in the world.

My third wish is that my old dog will become a handsome young man and will be deeply in love with me. POOF! The old, mangy dog becomes what she wishes,a handsome man, with a beautiful face, and tender longing eyes.

He then leans over and whispers into her ear, Honey, aren--t you sad you got me fixed?



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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.


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