Two Reason

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : ""Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.""
SON : ""But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.""
MOM : ""Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.""
SON : ""One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.""
MOM : ""Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.""
SON : ""Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?""
MOM : ""One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.