Rashid Chaudhary

har kissi se choopaye rakha tere iss afsaney ko
phir kesey khabar houi iss bedard zamaney ko

chaar qadam agey hi rahi mujh se meri ruswai
rasta kon sa bacha hai khud ke sudhar janey ko

ujrey houey dil ki sunaein dastan kya
ke lagi aag ghar ke charag se mere ashiyaney ko

kash sagar aa jayein wo hum se milney aik baar
hum bhi sajayein baray maan se apney gareeb khaney ko!!

har kissi se choopaye rakha tere iss afsaney ko
phir kesey khabar houi iss bedard zamaney ko

chaar qadam agey hi rahi mujh se meri ruswai
rasta kon sa bacha hai khud ke sudhar janey ko

ujrey houey dil ki sunaein dastan kya
ke lagi aag ghar ke charag se mere ashiyaney ko

kash sagar aa jayein wo hum se milney aik baar
hum bhi sajayein baray maan se apney gareeb khaney ko!!

jiss din se juda wo hum se hoe
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka moun bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

jiss din se juda wo hum se hoe
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka moun bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

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Acha acha ramzan agaye hai ap tou qaid hogae ho !!

sory eid me baat kartay hain ok.

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son ""INTELLIGENT"" in 20 years, but a girl makes him ""STUPID"" in 2 minuts.

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : ""Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.""
SON : ""But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.""
MOM : ""Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.""
SON : ""One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.""
MOM : ""Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.""
SON : ""Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?""
MOM : ""One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray ""Take only one. God is watching.""
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ""Take all you want. God is watching the apples.""