Pathan

GHAZAL=/
Ek Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,
Bhook Hi Nhe Lgti Khana Khanay K Baad,
Meray Paas 8 samosay Thay Jo MenaY Kha Liye
Aik Tere Aaney Se Pehle
7 Tere Janey k baad,
Neend hee nhe Aati Mujhy sonay k baad,
Nazr kuch nhe aata Aankhaen bnd krny k baad,
Docter sy jo poocha iska elaaj,
Dey kr 4 Tablets, Bole..
Khaa Lyna 2 jagny se phle 2 soujanay k baad.
Kesa laga ye msg parhny k bd.
Ab forward kar lena balance dalwany k bad:-)

1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr

3 different styles of proposing ;-)
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English :- Would you mind being my girlfrnd?
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Urdu :- Kya aap meri Huna Passend karoo Gee ?
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Punjabi :- Veli firdi hain!
Kisi gareeb de kam aa ja :-P :-D

1 chor k ghar par police ne chapa mara
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Chor apni jaan bachany k liye jhooly men late gaya aur Feeder mu men pakar li
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Police:
Yahan kya kar rahy ho?
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Chor:
Jujju pi raha hun
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Police:
Shabash! Jaldi jaldi Jujju pio...
Phir Peep Peep men chalain gay :p

Behn ki Dost
Behn ki tarha hoti hy
Bhai ka Dost
Bhai ki tarha hota hy
To
Phr
Wife ki Dost
Wife ki tarha Q ni hoti?
Wo q dulha bhai keh kr tpati hyKIa ye khulaTzad Nhe

Dunia me 3 log bht masoom
OR
achy hn
(‘,’)/
<))1 me
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2nd meri ammi ka beta

('-')yani ME
<((>
_//_
OR
3rd Apka Dost
(‘,’)
<))yani k phr se me :-D
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Hosla rakho ap b to itne masom
OR
Acha Dost K frnd ho…

Ghussy ka aana mard Hony ki Nishani Hai,,
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mgr
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Ghussy ko p Jana
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"shadi shuda mard"
Hony ki Nishani Hai..., ;-):-P

"Ullu" Ajeeb Parinda Hai:-)
Dunya Isko Naakara samajti Hai
Is Mai Aqal Nahi Hoti
Magr Is ki Himmat Dekho
Ye
sMs kitny Ghor se
Parh Raha Hai
Lo "G" fer bisti ('.')/"
" /)( / / Betho Betho Abhi baki he
Pakistan Ka Sab Se Bara Bewaqoof Insaan Kon Hai?
Ye Jan'nay K Liye Daikhiye Aaj Raat
Theek 12 Baje
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Sheesha
Hahahahahahah.
Fer Bisti.:-)
Koi Nai "G" Ghusa Na Karo Msg Agy sutto sadi v Enj E Bizti Hoe Si.

Pappu to doctor: Main Susu Subha 8 Bajey karta houn aur Poti 9 Bajey.
Doctor tou Iss main Problem kiya hai?
Pappu: Ankh 10 Bajey Khulti hai.