PAKISTANI THE GENIOUS

AIK DAFA NA TEEN INDIANS AUR TEEN PAKISTANI EKHATTAY TRAIN MAIN LONDON SAY MANCHESTOR JARAHAY HOTAY HAIN ,
TEENO INDIANS TICKET LAILATAYY HAIN, JAB KAY PAKISTANI AIK TICKET LAITAY HAIN,
INDIANS BARAY PRASHAN HOTAY HAIN , AUR POOCHATAY HAIN KAY TUM TENNON NAY AIK TICKET KYUN LIYA?
PAKISTANI KAHTAY HAIN KAY , AGAY DEKHO KIYA HOTA HAI,
TICKET CHECKET AATA HAI, TO PAKISTANI AIK WASHROOM MAIN GUSS JATAY HAIN, AUR JAB TICKET CHECKER TICKET MANGATA HAI TO YEH USSAY AIK HATH BAHIR NIKAL KAR AIK TICKET DADATAY HAIN, AUR WOH CHALA JATA HAI.
INDIANS BARAY HAIRAN HOTAY HAIN, AUR FAISA KARTAY HAIN KAY WO WAPSI PAR AIK HI TICKET LAIN GAY,
WAPSI PAR JAB TEENO INDIANS AIK TICKET LAITAY HAIN TO PAKISTANI AIK BI TICKET NAHI LAITAY,
INDIANS BARRAY HAIRAN HOTAY HAIN, WOH POOCHTAY HAIN KA;Y ,TUM PAKISTANINOU NA;Y AIK TICKET BI H=NAHI LIYAH,
PAKISTANI KAHTAY HAIN KAY AGAY DEKHO KIYA HOTA HAI.
JAB TICKET CHECKER AATA HAI,TO INDIANS AIK WASHROOM MAIN CHALAY JATAY HAIN ,
INNAY MAIN AIK PAKISTANI BAHIR SAY ;K;AHTA HAI,TICKET PLZ
WOH ISSAY APNA TICKET PAKRA DATAY H;AINM
PAKISTANI, AIK WASHROOM MAIN CHUP KAR TUICKET CHECKER KO TICKET PAKRADAITAY HIAN, AUR INDIANS PAKARAY JATAY ;HAIN>?

HAIN NA PAKISTANI GENIOUS,
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