Q1:- DULHAN BEAUTI PARLAR SY KIYOON TAYAR HOTE HAI?
Ans:-yeh aaj kal ke riwayat hai k khoobsurat packing main kharab mall.
Q2:-NARAZ BEWE KO MANANY KA AASAN TAREEQA BATAIN?
Ans:-MAIKY MAIN DOOSRE SHADI KA CARD BHAIJ DIYA JAI.
Q3:-SUB SY ZIYADA KAOUNSA KAROBAR ACHA HAI?
Ans:-BEEHAK MANGANY KA.
Q4:-SHEHNAIE KE AAWAZ MAIN ITNA DARD KIYOON HOTA HAI?
Ans:-DOOLHA KO KHABAR DAR KARNY K LIYE K KIYOON KOHA MAKHOOA MUFAT KI MUSEEBAT MOL LAY RAHY HO.
Q5:-MERE WOH TOTALY HAI AKSAR NUJH SY PAIAREE K BAJAIY PIYALEE KEHDAITY HAIN. BATAYE MAIN KIYA KAROON?
Ans:-AIK KHALI PIALI LY JA KAR UON K SAMNY RAKH DAIN.
Q6:-DIL MAIN DARYA HAI DARIYA MAIN PANI HAI. BATAIN PAANI MAIN KIYA HAI?
Ans:-""VIROUS""
Q7:-FARZ& QARZ MAIN KIYA FARQ HAI?
AnS:-KOI FARQ NAHIN BUS NOKTA IDHAR SY UDHAR HOI GAYA.
Q8:-KIYA MAIN SAMAGLAR BAN SAKTA HOON?
Ans:- AAP PEHLY MOHALY KI MURGEEHAN CHURA KAR KHOD ETMADI PAIDA KARIN.
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