During maths I was thinking of you
but I cannot calculate
how much I love you!

Press down......down more......ok......
more......yes......ahh.......
yes......almost there......
yeah......oh shit......
harder......so good! Yeah,
that's textual intercourse!

Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU!
you are smiling again Its bcoz
i told u that ur CUTE hey......
Sometimes we need to lie
Just to make some one SMILE!

Your doctor's advice:
Drink more water,
take vitamins,
sleep early,
always relax...
but keep on texting me!

I know you think I'm cute,
I know you think I'm fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? bcos baby,
you are the bomb! Your daddy must have been
a hunter because you are a fox!

If feel little
dizzy, lot bored,
little sick, all lost,
little sad and frustrated,
I know whats wrong....
you are Suffering from the lack of...
VITAMIN -""I""

Jab tumhe dekhu, my dil start flying
tumse bat kare tou, i keep trying
jab tu dour jaye, i fell like crying
are ithna tension mat le, i was joking...