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Madiha

Kehdo Un Parhne Walon Se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

· 1 Like · Jun 09, 2010 at 09:06
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Waseem Mughal

Mazaq

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2010 at 14:06
Category: exams Tags: Interview
 
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Waseem Mughal

Aik Baar

Hum jite EK bar hain

Marte EK bar hain

Pyar EK bar hota hai

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2010 at 14:06
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Waseem Mughal

Naukri

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2010 at 14:06
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Waseem Mughal

Good Professional

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2010 at 14:06
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Waseem Mughal

Bright Future

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2010 at 14:06
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Waseem Mughal

Assignments


Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatey hain

· 1 Like · May 03, 2010 at 15:05
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Waseem Mughal

A Grade

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A grade lete.

· 1 Like · May 03, 2010 at 15:05
Category: exams Tags: Red
 
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Waseem Mughal

Marks


33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

· 1 Like · May 03, 2010 at 15:05
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