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If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. &
If u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
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Cats In Heaven

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about
how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying,
""But don-t worry, the cat is in heaven with God now.""

To which the boy replied, ""What-s God gonna- do with a dead cat?""

A small boy is sent to bed by his father....

[Five minutes later]

""Da-ad...""
""What?""
""I-m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""
""No. You had your chance. Lights out.""

[Five minutes later]

""Da-aaaad...""
""WHAT?""
""I-m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??""
""I told you NO! If you ask again I-ll have to spank you!!""

[Five minutes later]

""Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...""
""WHAT??!!""
""When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?""

Words that a parent knows the true meanings of:

DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn-t appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you-re mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they-re sure you-re not
raising them right.

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby-s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby-s pacifier by blowing on
it and wiping it with saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby-s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting
noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

before i tell u a joke please smile first please OK if u smile then understand that this is my joke because the purpose of joke is to left smile on your faces OK bye

A Man asked Mulla Naseeruddin, -Which is very important of our life - Sun or
Moon?-
Mulla told, -Moon only-
That man pleaded, -Why?-
Mulla replied, -Because we want the light in the Night only.-

Aslam-o-alikum,
Is topic ka matlab tu aap log bahuoot acchi terha jaante hoon gee.kya aap ko is ka matlab hone ke bawajood khabhi kisi ne is per amal kya hai.""Namaz"".namaz hum sab per 5 waqt ki farz hia.khabhi kisi ne daily namaz perhne ki khoshish ki hai..allah tala ne kaha hai ke sab ebadatoon main sab se acchi ebadat "" Namaz"" hai.namaz ko hum fozool main choor dete hain..agar khabhi tv per koi bhi acchi film aaraha hi ho.aur need bhi aarahi ho.tab bhi hum film dekh lete hain.aur agar koi humhain namaz ka bole tu hum bol dete hain ke hamhian bahuoot need aarahi hai, ya hum bahuoot thak gai hain..khabhi aap loggon ne yeh socha hai ke agar humari niyat acchi ho gi tu allah tala bhi is baat se khush hota hai ke mera banda mujhe yaad kerta hai..agar hum musalmaan 5 waqt ki namaz daily perh liya kerain tu aai din ki hartaloon aur laarai se hum sab ki jaanne save ho sakhti hain.agar hum allah tala ko her waqt yaad kerain tu hum sab inshallah tala aik din zaroor acche ban ker dekhain gee aamin.aap log 5 waqt ki namazein masjid main perhein.aur lerkiyaan aur khawateen ghar main namaz perhien daily..namaz perhne ki bahuoot fazilat hai..namaz perhte rehne se insaan ke chehre per noor bhi ho gaa,.aur woh woh sab ki nazroon main sab se afzal ho gaa,kyion kr allah tala namazi ki chehre per hamaisha noor rakhta hai.allah ko yaad kero.yehi din hain jab insaan allah ki ebedat ker sakhta hai.isliye aaye aaj se hum wada kerte hain ke inshallah aaj se hum 5 waqt ki namazein zaroor perhnein ge.chahe humhian kuch bhi ho jai namaz ko qaza nahin kerna hai.waqt per namaz perhna hai.aur allah tala se sacche dil se tooba kerian gee ke allah tala tu hamrae agle pechle saare gunha maaf kerde ( AAMIN).isliye jo namaz perhta hia us per aik khas qisam ka noor allah tala us ke chehre per deta hai.aur allah jo noor insaan ke chehre per deta hai.woh kisi cream se bhi nahin aa skahta hai.namaz perhne se dil ko aik khas qisam ka sakoon milta hai..
aaj se tamam musalmaan wada kerain ke waqt per namaz perhein.pls mujhe bataye gaa zaroor ke aap ko yeh topic kaisa laga.

allah hafiz