Sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think about the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index does not hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

Let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE one receive
MESSAGES From ME!

i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.
456 is opposite to start.
132is police report.
35is opposite to out .
246is a color.who m i?
give ans if u r genies.

true bravery is to arrive home.....
fully drunk......a late night out.....&
mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
""hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho""

10 advantages of not having a ""LOVER""..

1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Do not hav to bother abt missed calls..
4.Do not hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U would not hear ""aaw.. U r dull today""..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Do not hav to listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- U will live a long life.......
so be aware of LOVER