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Main jaanta hoon k yeh khawaab jhuthe hain aur,
yeh khushiyan adhuree hain,
magar zinda rehnay ke leeye mere dost,
kuchch galat fehmiyan zaruree hain.

Unhe yeh shikwa hoga k hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi,
par kambakath unhe yeh kon samjhaye k hum unhe yaad
kaisae karen jinhe bhula sakthe hi nahi!!!

Na kabhi yeh chupaya k pyaar kitna hai..
Na kabhi yeh jataya k Dard kitna hai..
Bas hamare uss Ek khuda ko malum hai..
Hamari zindagi mein ahmiyat aapki kitni hai..

PATHAR KI YEH DUNIYA JAZBAT NAHI SAMAJHTI
DIL MEIN HAI JO BAT WOH BAT NAHI SAMAJHTI
TANHA TOH CHAAND BHI HAI SITARON KE BEECH
MAGAR CHAAND KA DARD BEWAFA RAAT NAHI SAMAJHTI...

Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara... nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na...

Iss dil ko yeh gawara nahi hota
Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota
bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo
Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.

Jiyo apni zindagi aise,

Jaise ji raha gulab hai.

Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,

Muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata Gulab hai.

Yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi sanwar jaye, har nazar mein bas pyaar nazar aaye,
tumhe jiski talash hai,mere dost,
khuda kare, wo khud tumhari talash mein aaye

Dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam
iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono
iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam

Yeh dil pyar ke qabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,
is dil main bas gayi Mohabbat aapki
ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

Dhundhati hai tujhe koo meri yeh nazar.
Keya ho gaya hai abb nahi hai khabar,
Tanhaiyon main rahnay lagee hun main,
Bas mill jaye kaheen mujhe, mera humsafar.

Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.

Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,
Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

Ik Sardar jee ne apni baitee dee shadi keete.Munda England toon gea see,te kurhi thos punjabi see.Munde da treeka kurhi noon psand na aea.Doosre din Sardar jee ne apni baitee noon puchea ke kaki kiddan ? kurhi kaindee a bapoo uddan e aa.Munda painrh da yar eh aa te eddan ...dian harktan karda eh aa.Sardar jee kainde ne uddee painrh da takka salle noon teak kar daun.Munde noon mill ke kainde ne.Oh e gall sun a kaka je sahee treekeh nall rakhne a te rakh nain te aapan kar yeh laun. :)

saman hai ya aina yeh to hai apni hina humen is se piyar howa hai main ne kabhi bhi yeh nahin kahah hai ke main koi aur hoon balke main to pagal hoon han na main saman nahin hoon han na main ne aap ko dukh diya hai

"" Hum nai tum ko Dhakka day diya ""
""Yeh bhi na Dekha Kon ho Tum""
""magar jub kutt paree tou maloom para""
"" K maray abba jan ho tum ""

"" Abba nai kiya hai yeh faisla ""
"" tum kuch nahi ho chitrol binaa""

ek dafa ek admi toilet mein jata hay wahan jata hay to samnay pata kia likh huwa hota hay wahan likha huwa hota hay
""""""aray wah aap ne to kamal kar diya""""""

UFF YE BIWYAAN.....!

ZUBAN PER KIYA HAI?

DIL MAY KIYA HAI?


AAJ APP JALDI GHAR AA GAYE? ... .........

BAHER KISSE NAY GHASS NAHIN DALI HO GI.

GARAMA GARAM CHAI TAYER HAI............

KASH! TUJE SUGER HO JAYE.... Manhoos kabhi to Na ker diya ker !


MAY APP KA PANOO DABA DOON. -------

KASH! TUMHRE GARDAN DABA Sakhti .. Haan Tarey Baap Ki Nouker Hoon Na ?



TUM ,BEAUTIFUL HO.

YA ALLAH! JOOT BOOLNE PER MUJE MAAF FARMA Kanjoos Ab To Shoping Kera Day


ZARA MUNNY KO CHUP KARA DIJIYA

APNE HI GHALTE KI SAZYA
BHUKTOO

.
INSURANCE KI FEES JAMA KARWA DE

TUMHRE BAD KOI TU SHARA HO.



AAJ APP KIYA KHANA PASSAND KARNE GA

JOOTE,BELAN,YA........!



AB APP AARAM FARMA LEJEA.

TUJH KO MOUT KYUN NAHI AA JATI ??

do pathan aik buhat saf sutre hall main bete te wahan dosre log bhi maujood te in main se aik idhar udhar daikh raha tha dusre ni pocha yar kia bath hai? dosre ne kahan kuch nahi yar yeh dekh raha hon ke naswar kahan phenko? dosre ne bataya samne wale ki koat main..... agar usie patha challa tho? pehle ne kahan--- dosre ne bathaia kuch nai hota main ne tho tumhari jeeb bhardi tumhe patha challa...?

Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

yeh jaan ke bhi ke tum mere mukadar mai nahi. Phir bhi tumhe pane ki arzoo
rakhte hai hum. Kisi ki yaad mai mar to nahi jaya karte ha magar jeene ke andaaz badal jaate hai
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Larkiyon ko jaise samajthe hain koi khilona

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Date per bula kar na jane kya kya khichadi pakate hai yeh larke

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Zindagi bhar saath nibhaney ka kasma kahte hai yeh larke
Waqt aane par bahana kar daga de chale jate hain ye larke

Har larkiyon ko time pass samajthe hai yeh larke
Koi faisale ke liye waqt aane par bus kehte rahte hai yeh larke

Kabhi khud to izhar-e-mohabbat karte nehi yeh larke
Ager kio larki sacha dil sai izhar-e-mobabbat karti hai usey thokra dete hai yeh larke

Piyaar kesi aur sai shadi kesi aur sai karte hai yeh larke
Har kesi ka dil tor dete hai yeh larke

Bewafa hote hai yeh larke
Aur kehte hain larkiya bewafa hoti hai
En sai door rehna har kadam per dhoka dete hai yeh larke





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