Search

woh keh kar chale itni mulaqat boht ha, main na kaha ruk jao abhi raat boht ha, ansooo mere tham jaen to shoq se jana,aisay main kahan jao ge barsaat boht ha

SIKH GOT ENGAGED WID A GIRL SOON HE CAME 2 KNOW SHE HAD NO AFFAIR B4, HE BROKE THE RELATION EVERY1 ASKED DA REASON! HE SAID JO KISI OR KI NA HOSAKI WOH MERI KYA HOGI.

do pathan cinema main jurrasic park dekh rahay hotay hain to aik pathan bar bar dinosaur dekh kur seat kay neechay chuup jata hay ,to doosra doost kehta hay keh bhai yeh to film hay tum kyuun dartay ho,to pathan jawab daita hay ,woh to mujhay bhee patta hay keh yeh film hay mugar woh to janwar hay usay kya patta?

AIK BADSHAH HOTA HAI US KO APNAY BETAY KI KHATNA KERANI AUR US KI SHART HOTI HAI KAY MERAY BETAY KI KHATNA WOH HI KERAY GA JO IS SHER KI ANKH NIKALAY GA BOHAT SAY LOG ATAY HAI APNI KISMAT AZMANY LAIKIN KOI BHI KAMIYAAB NAHIN HOTA IS DORAAN AIK PATHAN BHAI ATAY HAI MAIN NIKALOONGA US KI ANKH TO BADSHAH BARA KHUSH HOTA HAI CHALO IS KO DEKHTAY HAIN JUB PATHAN BHAI KO SHER KAY KAMRAY MAIN BHEJTAY HAI TO THORI DAIR BAAD SHER KI CHEKHOON KI AWAZ ATI HAI SUB LOG HAIRAT MAIN HOTAY HAI IS NAY YEAH KAAM KESAY KERDIYA THORI DAIR BAAD PATHAN BHAI BAHAR ATAY HAI AUR KEHTAY HAI.KAHAN HAI WOH BACHA JIS KI ANKH NIKALNI HAI....!!!

AIK BAR SHOHER (HUSBAND)AUR BIWI KI LARAI (FIGHT) HO RAHI HOTI HAI BIWI APNAY SHOHER KI AMMI(MOTHER) KO KEHTI HAI AMMI JAN IN SAY POOCHAY KAY WOH LARKI IN KI KAYA LAGTI HAI SHOHER KEHTA HAI KAY WOH MERI KHUCH NAHI LAGTI TO SHOHER KI AMMI KEHTHI HAI BETA BATA 2 KAY WOH TUMHARI KAYA LAGTI HAI TO SHOHER NAY KAHA KAY MEIN NAY AAP LOGON KO BATAYA TOH HAI KAY WOH MERI KUCH NAHI LAGTI... HAN JAB WOH MERAY SATH MOTERCYCLE PAR BATHTI HAI TOH MERAY SATH ZAROOOR LAGTI HAI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

eik larki pregnant thi us k ghar mein chor aa gaye chor ne us k pet(stomach) mein three goli mari thi agla month us ko three babys hoay aik ne kaha mamy mein poti kiya aur bullet nikla dosray ne kaha mein ne bhi poti ki bullet nikla tisray ne kaha mamy mein ne pad mara aur next door ki bili(cat) mar gayi hahahahaha!!

Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

jab hum tum saath hotey they,
woh geelay neem k neechay,
geelee ghaas pe baitha,
chandnee raat main,
main tumharee zulfain gina kerta tha,
aur tum madhosh see masoom se ,
meree soorat taktee theen,

Woh Kitney Haseen Lamhey They...

jab tum merey pehlo main baithee,
un udaas palon ko yaad kia kartee theen,
jab tum mujh se rootha kertee theen,
kuch naraaz naraaz see tumharee soorat,
mujh main khalish see paida kertee thee,
jaisey pooree dunya mujh se rooth gayee ho,

Woh Kitney Haseen Lamhey They...

jab main tumharey kandhey pe ser rakh k,
roya kerta tha,
aur dua kerta tha,
k hum kabhee juda na hon,
tum bhee kia khoob larkee theen,
tum bhee ro dya kertee theen,
phir hum donon,
ek doosrey k,
ansoo poncha kertey they,
aur phir achanak khilkhila k,
hansney lagtey they,

Woh Kitney Haseen Lamhey They...

jab tum ek phool k saath,
mujh se milney aya kertee theen,
aur phir kuch hee dair main,
janey kee zid kia kertee theen,
aur main tumhain,
rokta rehta tha,
woh ek ek lamha gina kerta tha,
aur phir achanak tum,
pyar se khuda hafiz kehteen,
aur,
sangeet kee dhunon kee tarha,
hawa main gum ho jaya kertee theen,

Woh Kitney Haseen Lamhey They...

jab tumharey diyey hoey woh phool,
gin gin ker main rakhta tha,
jin kee khushboo se ,
meree almaree mehek see jatee thee,
aur phir us khushbo main main,
aisa samo sa jata tha,
jaisey merey jeewan main udasee,

Woh Kitney Haseen Lamhey They...

jab tum barkha rut main akeilee,
chhat pe aya kertee theen,
apney sundar haton se,
kaprey phailaya kertee theen,
main ghar kee mundair pe charha,
tumhain hath hilaya kerta tha,
aur rum anjaan se ban k,
neechay bhag jayaa kertee theen,

Woh Kitney Haseen Lamhey They...


Ab to koi bhee naheen hai,
woh lamhay woh yadain hain,
na koi soorat na koi kandha,
aur na koi dhanda hai,
na koi roothney wala hai k,
jis ko ab manaya jayey,
na koi matha hai k jis pe,
bosa sa lagaya jayey,
na koi haath hai k jisko,
apney haath main thaama jayey,
aur na koi masoom see soorat,
k jis pe pyar sa aya jayey,
ab to sirf un lamhon kee,
kuch qeemtee see yadain hain,
k jin k saharey jeeney kee,
tamanna main hum harey hain,
HUM HAREY HAIN....HUM HAREY HAIN

Aik dafa ka zikar hai kisi mulk main aik badshah tha usay apnay bachay ki khatnay kerani thy. Us nay pooray mulk main mandi kerady thy jo is shair ki ankh nikalay ga woh hy banda is bachay ki khatnay keray ga us kay baad woh banda jo manga ga us ko milayga.sary mulkoo say log atay hai laikin koi kamiyaab nhy hota hai.phir aik Pathan bhai atay hai kay main nikaloo ga is shair ki ankh badshah bolta hai theek hai tunay nikali to tum jo bolo gay tumhain milayga. Phir pathan bhai ko us jaga mian bhaijdetay hai jahan shair bandha howa hota hai thori dair baad kafi cheekh oo Pukaar ki awaz aty hai thory dair baad pathan bhai nikaltay hai aur kehtay hain kahan hai woh bacha jis ki ankh nikalni hai ....!!!!! ahahah ahahah ahaha lolz....