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Sar Gair K Aage Na Jukane Wala
Aur Nezey Pey Bhi Quraan Sunaney Wala
Islam Se Kya Poochte Ho Kon Hussain
Islam Ko Islam Banane Wala

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
""Dhobi"" q k wo kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa
kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde
nikaal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hun.

Dil ka dard dil torney wala kya jane,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Har Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna,
Phekney Mein Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila Tou Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

aik din aik pandoo apne aik dost say shaar me milnaay ataa hay shehar me a kay suffer kar ke theke hua hota hay to wo aik ice crean walay ki dukaan se aik koon kharedtaa hay ar usay dukaan kay andar beth kar khanay lagta hay aik wo samajh ta hay ke jo koon ke nechay walaay bisket ko cup samajh ta hay aik dum koon khatay khatay us say biskit toot jata hay wo samaj ta hay ke mere say cup toot gaya ab to dukan daar mere say cup kay paisay nikalwa le ga wo biskit ko table par rakh de ta hay or dukaandar se nazar bacha kar apne dost kar ghar chala jata hay or wahaan apne dost ko ja kar kehta hay keh me tum lahorioon ko bewaqoof bana ayahoon us ka dost pochta hay kaisay to pandu kehta hay me koon kharaha tha to us kay nechay wala cup mijh se toot gaya me ne dukaan dar ko pata lagne nahi dia or a gaya hahahahaha

aik aurat matka lenay dukan per jatee hay dukan wala bohat mota admi hota hay
aurat mukhtalif matkoon ki qeemat maloom kartee hay jo us dukandar kay pechay
rakhay hotay hayn wo puchti hay wo jo sedhay haat per matka rekha hay
keetnay ka hay dukan wala kehta hay panch rupay ka phir wo kehatee hay
wo jo ultay haat per hay wo ketnay ka hay wo kehta hay daas rupay ka
phir wo dukan daar kay pechay jo matka rekha hota hay us kay baray may
puchti hay wo jo wo wala matka hay wo keetnay ka hay dukan daar us kay
isharay ko dekta hay tu wo us ko apni toond (mota peat) ki taraf lagtay hay
tu wo jaldee say kehta hay kay ya matka tontay (tap) sameet pachas rupay
ka hay:))

sardaar ji: suna yaar kiya haal hay?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: karobaar kaisa hay?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: b v bachay?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
saraad ji: kitnay bachay hain?
friend: 4, sab oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: o--ay B V to khosh hay na?
friend: oopar walay ka kram hay.
sardaar ji: o--ay ye bataa teray oopar walay ghar main rehta kon ha?

Police wala aik admi sa kahta hai app nay yaha sa chor ko jatay dakha hai to admi kahta hai yaha sa thori dour tin sarak [street] jati hai pah li sarak [street] ko chor kar dosri sarak[street] ko tisri sarak [street] par jaou phir aigai tin galiya aingii pahli gali ko choro kar dousri gali ko chor kar tisri gali ma jaou phir tin bilding aingii phli bilding ko chor kar dousri bilding ko chor kar tisri bilding ma jana tin malay ain gai phlay malay [floor] ko chor kar dousray malay [floor] ko chor kar tisray malay[floor] par jana phir tin ghar ain gay phlay ghar ko chor kar dousri ghar ko chor kar tisray ghar ma jana phir tin kamray [room] aingay dousray kamray [room] ko chor kar tisray kamray [room] ma jana phir tin almariya aingii phli almari ko chor kar dousri almari ko chor kar tisriy almari khol na phir tin box aingay phlay box ko chor kar dousra box ko chor kar tisra box kholna phir tin photo hoongi phli mari dadiki dousri mari nani ki aur tisri mari ma [mom] ki mari ma ki kasam manay chor ko nahi dakha ha ha ha ha

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

ye gapgapatey merey haath...mujey bebas kar rahein hain....kar rahein hain mujbur mujey....ankhoon k samney ata hai andhera...ye jhapakti hui meri palkein....merey hathon ko mujbur kar rahi hain....k likhooon....or likhta hi jaoon......kuin k...kuin k....kuink.....likhney se likhiyi achi hoti hai...ha ha ha hee hee hee huuh huuh huuh

? Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.

SABZI WALA! madam aap nay yeh 100 ka note braizer say nikala hay? MADAM! tum ko kaisai pata chala?SABZI WALA! qaid-e-azam ka mu khula hua tha

Gabbar Wala darr Ab Purana Ho Gaya,Aaj kal Door Gav Me Raat KO Jab Maa-Baap Sote Nahi. To Bachcha Kehta Hai : So Jao Bapu Nahi To 1 or HO jayega.!

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha