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ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

ye gapgapatey merey haath...mujey bebas kar rahein hain....kar rahein hain mujbur mujey....ankhoon k samney ata hai andhera...ye jhapakti hui meri palkein....merey hathon ko mujbur kar rahi hain....k likhooon....or likhta hi jaoon......kuin k...kuin k....kuink.....likhney se likhiyi achi hoti hai...ha ha ha hee hee hee huuh huuh huuh

? Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.

SABZI WALA! madam aap nay yeh 100 ka note braizer say nikala hay? MADAM! tum ko kaisai pata chala?SABZI WALA! qaid-e-azam ka mu khula hua tha

Gabbar Wala darr Ab Purana Ho Gaya,Aaj kal Door Gav Me Raat KO Jab Maa-Baap Sote Nahi. To Bachcha Kehta Hai : So Jao Bapu Nahi To 1 or HO jayega.!

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha