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Door Reh kr B ek Rishta Nibhate ho tuM" Jaane Q Dil ko Itna trpaty ho tuM" Ye kesa Karishma ha tumhri Dosti ka" Jo hr Saans k saath Yaad aate ho tuM..!

Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
.
Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.

Maalkin:Tum 3 din se kam pe nahi ayi or bataya b nahi?
Nokrani:Baji,mene to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k,
"I M Going to gaaon for 3 days.''
Sahib g ne comment b kiya tha,
''Miss U Mumtaz''...

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo
yun kisi ke haq me bura na ho
kahin aur ho na ye haadsa
koi raaste me juda na ho
Sare shaam thehri hui zami
jahan aasma hai jhuka hua
usi mod pe mere waaste
woh chiragh leke khada na ho

Meri chhat se raat ki sej tak
koi ansuon ki lakeer hai
zara badh ke chand se puchhna
woh isi taraf se gaya na ho

Woh farishte aap talash karen
kahaniyon ki kitaab me
jo bura kahen na bura sune
koi shakhs unse khafa na ho

Woh firaq ho ke wisaal ho
teri aag mehekegi ek din
woh gulaab ban ke khilega kya
jo chiragh ban ke jala na ho…

Kuch tum se mohabat aisi thi.
Hum batein karna bhool gaye!
Kuch or hi hum ne keh dala.
Jo kehna tha wo bhool gaye!
Hum ne to kaha tha lout aana.
Par tum to aana bhool gaye!
Huwi Rat, falak par tary thy.
Hum diya jalana bhool gaye!
Mein sahil par betha hi raha.
Tum kashti lana bhool gaye!
Ab kaisa gila main tum se karon.
Jab naseeb hi mujh ko bhool gaye!
Hum tum se khafa bethy hi rhe.
Tum hum ko mana'na bhool gaye. :

Yahi "WAFA" ka "SILA" hai to koi baat nahi.
Ye dard "TUM" ne "DIYA" hai to koi baat nahi.
Itna "BOHAT" hai k tum "DEKHTE" ho sahil se.
"HUM" doob rahy hain to koi baat nahi.
Kis ki "MAJAAL" jo mujhko kahe "BEWAFA".
Agr ye "TUM" ne "KAHA" hai to koi baat nahi.
Ye mere bus mein kahan k "TUJH" ko "BHOOL" sakoon.
TUM, "MUJHKO" bhool chuke ho to koi baat nahi.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Bohat hi maan he tum par,
Suno Pas-e-wafa rakhna...

Sabi se tum milo lekin,
zra sa fasla rakhna...

Bichar jana b to parta he,
zra sa hosla rakhna...

Wo sare wasl k lamhe,
tum ankhon main sja rakhna...

Abi imkan baqi he,
abi lab pe dua rakhna...

Bohat nayab hain dekho,
hamain sab se juda rakhna.

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl

o(o'o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@'@)
"(<>)'
allah ! Tum bhi