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Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

3 people were asking me ur details 2day.
I gave them ur addres n cell no.
they'll b visiting u soon.
Their names r ""SMILE"", ""JOY"", ""HAPINES""

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart and there for ever stay

I LOVE U are words just three,
Which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So this is what i want to say,
Live in my heart and there for ever stay!

THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
b) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
c) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

3 aurtoo ko shadi main jana tha. aik nay kaha meray husband kay baal kalay hain isliay may kali sarhi pahnoo gi..dosri boli meray husband kay baal brown hain is liay main brown sarhi pahnoo gi,, tesari boli hai allah meray husbad to ganjay hain......

Three Indians and three Pakistanis are traveling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup in South Africa. At the station, the three Indians buy a ticket each and watch as the three Pakistanis buy just one ticket for them all.
""How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"" asks one of the Indians. ""Watch and learn,"" answers one of the Pakistanis.
They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all three Pakistani cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, ""Ticket please."" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani style on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don-t buy ticket at all!! ""How come are you going to travel without a ticket?"" says one perplexed Indian. ""Watch and learn,"" answers a Pakistani.
When they board the train the three Indians cram into one toilet and soon after the three Pakistanis cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistanis leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Indians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, ""Ticket please."" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Pakistani takes the ticket and goes in their toilet.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

Aik dafa theen bhai hotay hain , aik k naam somebody dosray k naam nobody aur 3rd walay k naam crazy hota hai. Aik din somebody aur nobody mein laraie ho jati hai aur donon aik dosray ko bahut partay hain tou phir crazy police ko phone karta hai aur kehta hai kay somebody is fighting with nobody ,then police man said : Are u crazy "" . tou woh kehta hai yes im . heheheheheheheheheehhehehheheheheh