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You know that I think about you only twice a day?
Once when my eyes are open, and
Once when they are closed....

Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
to much for u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!

In da morning I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
in da evening I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at night I do not sleep bcoz Im hungry.

I know you think I'm cute,
I know you think I'm fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind &
left a smile on my face….

""NEVER THINK OF THE PAST,
IT BRINGS TEARS.
NEVER THINK OF THE FUTURE,
IT BRINGS FEARS.SO,
LIVE LIFE IN THE PRESENT AND ALWAYS HAPPY.""

NEVER THINK OF THE PAST,
IT BRINGS TEARS.NEVER THINK OF THE FUTURE,
IT BRINGS FEARS.SO,LIVE LIFE IN THE PRESENT
AND ALWAYS HAPPY

Think Big... Think Positive...
Think Smart... Think Beautiful...
Think Great... I know,
that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

I think your cool
I think your fine
I think your all of that
BUT surely not for me anymore

White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon
my valentine..

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy? Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!

No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that

hussain(smart guy):i wonder if i get 99 or 98
tayab(not so smart guy):i wonder if i pass or fail
qasim(dumb guy):i wonder by how many marks will i fail with
harry(sardar):i wonder when the exam is.

Class teacher asks from the students ...tell me when three birds r sitting on a branch of a tree and suddenly a hunter shoots...then how many birds will left on the branch...
a boy said two...the teacher replies ..no my child..there will be no bird on the branch of the tree but i like the way u think...
the boy requests the teacher to ask a question from his side for the teacher..
the teacher permits him...he asked three girls have one ice cream each in there hands ...the first one is licking it...the second one is biting it and the third one is sucking it ..tell me madam which one is married...the teacher replies the third one who is sucking the ice cream...the boy says no...the girl who has the ring in her finger...but i like the way u think..hehehehe

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!


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Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that