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Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

main aik akhar tay jangli pando
toun mutiar golanban di
tera mera jor we ki
main khokhay tai cigrette phonkan
toun pini ain bedtea
tera mera jor we ki
main aik shirt noun tu tu panwan
teray joray panji(25)tee(30)
tera mera jor we ki
main mar mar BA kita
toun computer which MSC
tera mera jor we ki
teray pichay saray munday
saday pichay CID
tera mera jor we ki
teray naza nakhrain naloon
sano changi chachai(uncle)di tee
tera mera jor we ki

kash eminraat ko tery takiyee k nachy stoa ... jab tu qarwar lati mein mzy laita

1 bewi aapna shohar sa baot tang thi wo roz us sa kehti thie ka log ya kerta hain awr wo kerta hain 1 tum ho ka nakamma ho ma na kal 1 aadmi ko dekha hai wor ur raha thaw, shohar us ki tasalli ka lia kehta hai wo to ma he tahw, bewi foran boli tabbi ma samji ya tera tera ku ur raha hai

kal codve ke rat te shab bar raha charcha
terakoch ne kaha ye chand hai koch ne kaha
chera tera
ham be waha mujod te hum ne be sab deka keya hum chop rahe koch na kaha
manzor ta parda tera.................

Suraj dhalte dhalte koi pegham de gaya,
bujhte howe ghamon ki koi sham de gaya,
ik mithaas si mere honton mai bus gaee,
ye kon mere lab pe Tera Naam de gaya
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