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A lady from second floor asking a banana wala: Kaise diye?
Banana wala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai tou oopar aaja.

Koi wada nahi phir bhi tera intazar hai,
judai ke bawajood bhi tujse pyar hai,
tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,
mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai

JIS SHAAM MERE LAB PAR TERA NAAM NAh AAYE,
KHUDA KARE AISI SHAAM NAh AAYE....
AYE JAAN-E-SAHIL YE KABHI MUMKIN HI NAHIN,
MAIN GHAZAL LIKHUN AUR TERA NAAM NAh AAYE.

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!










Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....










Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????

J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han""
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko
naam aye tera,
Tujhe jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

main aik akhar tay jangli pando
toun mutiar golanban di
tera mera jor we ki
main khokhay tai cigrette phonkan
toun pini ain bedtea
tera mera jor we ki
main aik shirt noun tu tu panwan
teray joray panji(25)tee(30)
tera mera jor we ki
main mar mar BA kita
toun computer which MSC
tera mera jor we ki
teray pichay saray munday
saday pichay CID
tera mera jor we ki
teray naza nakhrain naloon
sano changi chachai(uncle)di tee
tera mera jor we ki

kash eminraat ko tery takiyee k nachy stoa ... jab tu qarwar lati mein mzy laita

1 bewi aapna shohar sa baot tang thi wo roz us sa kehti thie ka log ya kerta hain awr wo kerta hain 1 tum ho ka nakamma ho ma na kal 1 aadmi ko dekha hai wor ur raha thaw, shohar us ki tasalli ka lia kehta hai wo to ma he tahw, bewi foran boli tabbi ma samji ya tera tera ku ur raha hai

kal codve ke rat te shab bar raha charcha
terakoch ne kaha ye chand hai koch ne kaha
chera tera
ham be waha mujod te hum ne be sab deka keya hum chop rahe koch na kaha
manzor ta parda tera.................

Suraj dhalte dhalte koi pegham de gaya,
bujhte howe ghamon ki koi sham de gaya,
ik mithaas si mere honton mai bus gaee,
ye kon mere lab pe Tera Naam de gaya
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Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye