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aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

#jokes #miyabiwi

Tareef karoon agar main tumhari
Sochta hun andaaz-e-bayaan kya hoga
Ghazal sunaoon auron k kalam se
Par unme aakhir naya kya hoga!

Tohfa doon agar main tumhe
Na kaafi gul-e-gulaab hoga
phir sochta hun jaan or ruh doon tumhe
Bhala isse nayaab aur kya hoga!

Samet loon agar tumhe ek lafz me
Chota jaan-e-wafa hoga
Kamzori nahi ho tum meri
Par es taakat ka naam naya hoga!

Dekhoon agar main tumhari nazron me
Ajab saa haal mera hoga
Main ki zaroorat nahi aainda
Usme tumsa nasha hi kya hoga!

Chhoo loon agar main tumhe
Bada kanpta sa haath mera hoga
Kaanch ki bani si tum
Toot gayin to mera kya hoga!

Teri Tareef Karte Hain To IsMe Kya Burayi Hai
Khuda Ne Apne Hathonse Teri Surat Banayi Hai

Hazaron Ki Tarah Sunle Teri Ruswai Ke Dar Se
Teri Tasveer HuMne Kitabon Mein Chhupayi Hai

Teri MasooM Surat Ki Yehi Tarif Hai Sun Le
Zubaan Pe Hai Yehi Sab Ke Khudayi Hai Khudayi Hai

Marz Ye Ishq Ka Aisa Laga Ki Phir Nahi Chhuta
Dua Bhi HuMne Ki Dawa Bhi AazMaayi Hai

Teri Tareef Karte Hai To IsMe Kya Burayi Hai,
Khuda Ne Apne Hathonse Teri Surat Banayi Hai,

Hazaron Ki Tarah Sunle Teri Ruswai Ke Dar Se,
Teri Tasveer HuMne Kitabon Mein Chhupayi Hai,

Teri MasooM Surat Ki Yehi Tarif Hai Sun Le,
Zubaan Pe Hai Yehi Sab Ke Khudayi Hai Khudayi Hai,

Marz Ye Ishq Ka Aisa Laga Ki Phir Nahi Chhuta,
Dua Bhi HuMne Ki Dawa Bhi AazMaayi Hai...,

Teri Tareef Karte Hain To IsMe Kya Burayi Hai,
Khuda Ne Apne Hathonse Teri Surat Banayi Hai,

Hazaron Ki Tarah Sunle Teri Ruswai Ke Dar Se,
Teri Tasveer HuMne Kitabon Mein Chhupayi Hai,

Teri MasooM Surat Ki Yehi Tarif Hai Sun Le,
Zubaan Pe Hai Yehi Sab Ke Khudayi Hai Khudayi Hai,

Marz Ye Ishq Ka Aisa Laga Ke Phir Nahi Chhuta,
Dua Bhi HuMne Ki Dawa Bhi AazMaayi Hai...

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi
Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen Aafreen

Tu Bhi Daikhay Agar To Kahay Humnasheen

Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen Aafreen

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi
Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen Aafreen

Tu Bhi Daikhay Agar To Kahay Humnasheen
Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen Aafreen

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi
Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi

Aisa Daikha Nahi Khoobsurat Koi
Jism Jaisay Ajanta Ki Moorat Koi

Jism Jaisay Nigaahon Peh Jaado Koi
Jism Naghma Koi, Jism Khushboo Koi

Jism Jaisay Machalti Hoi Raagni
Jism Jaisay Mehekti Hoi Chandni

Jism Jaisay Ke Khilta Hoa ik Chaman
Jism Jaisay Ke Sooraj Ki Pehli Kiran

Jism Tarasha Hoa Dilkash O Dil-nasheen

Sandali Sandali, Marmarin Marmarin
Sandali Sandali, Marmarin Marmarin

Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen

Aafreen Aafreen Aafreen,
Aafreen Aafreen

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi
Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi

Chehra Ek Phool Ki Tarah Shadab Hai
Chehra Uska Hai Ya Koi Mehtaab Hai

Chehra Jaise Ghazal, Chehra Jaan E Ghazal
Chehra Jaise Kali, Chehra Jaise Kanwal

Chehra Jaise Tasawwar Bhi Tasveer Bhi
Chehra Ek Khwaab Bhi, Chehra Taabeer Bhi

Chehra Koi Alif Laila Ki Dastaan
Chehra Ek Pal Yaqeen, Chehra Ek Pal Gumaan

Chehra Jaisa K Chehra Kaheen Bhi Naheen
Maahroo Maahroo, Mehjabeen Mehjabeen

Maahroo Maahroo, Mehjabeen Mehjabeen

Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen
Aafreen Aafreen Aafreen,

Aafreen Aafreen,

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi
Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi

Aankhein Daikhee To Mein Daikhta Reh Gaya
Jaam Do Aur Donon He Do Aatisha

Aankhein Ya Maikade Ke Yeh Do Baab Hein
Aankhein Inko Kahoon Ya Kahoon Khuwaab Hein

Aankhein Neechi Huwi To Haya Bun Gayi
Aankhein Unchi Howi To Dua Bun Gayi

Aankhein Uth Ker Jhuki To Ada Bun Gayi
Aankhein Jhuk Ker Uthi To Qaza Bun Gayi

Aankhein Jin Mein hai Qaid Aasman O Zameen
Nargisi Nargisi, Surmayi Surmayi

Nargisi Nargisi, Surmayi Surmayi

Aafreen Aafreen Aafreen
Aafreen Aafreen Aafreen

Aafreen Aafreen

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi
Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi

Zulf E Janaa Ki Bhi Lambi Hai Daastan
Zulf Ki Mere Dil Per Hein Parchiyaan

Zulf Jaisay Ke Umdi Howi Ho Ghata
Zulf Jaisay Ke Ho Koi Kaali Bala

Zulf Uljhay To Dunya Pareshaan Ho
Zulf Suljhay To Yeh Zeest Aasan Ho

Zulf Bikhray Siyah Raat Chaanay Lagay
Zulf Lehraye To Raat Janay Lagay

Zulf Zanjeer Hai Phir Bhi Kitni Haseen

Reshmi Reshmi, Amberi Amberi
Reshmi Reshmi, Amberi Amberi

Aafreen Aafreen Aafreen

Aafreen Aafreen Aafreen
Aafreen Aafreen

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi

Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen Aafreen
Tu Bhi Daikhay Agar To Kahay Humnasheen

Aafreen Aafreen, Aafreen Aafreen

Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi
Husn E Janaa Ki Tareef Mumkin Nahi

DOST: Meri Baat Maan, BV Ki Tareef Kia Ker, Shayed Halaat Theek Ho Jaayin, Woh Ghar Gaya Or BV Se Bola, Achi Lag Rahi Ho, BV: Kya? ADMI: Hoor Lagti Ho Hoor, BV Ronay Lagi Or Boli, Aaj Ka Din Hi Manhoos Hai, Beti Ne Dinner Set Torr Dia, Beta Zakhmi Ho Gaya, Or Ab , Tum Pee K Aa Gaye.

Tujh Pe Likhna Shuru Kahan Se Karun,

Adda Se Karun Ya Haya Se Karun,

Tu Tou Itna Khubsurat Hai Ae "DOST",

Mumkin Hi Nahi K Teri Tareef Zuban Se Karun

tare cherey ki kya tareef karo tere bandar jaisa moo
tere zulfoon ki kya tareef karo tere eak eak baal pe joon

Lakda: Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hai??

Ladki: Choro naa..

Lakda: Tumhare Baal kitne khubsurat hai??

Ladki: Choroo naa aap bhi..

Ladka: Itni dair se chor he to raha hon..