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BoHt taAng hoOn teErii No0krii seE...! !" AeY ziindgii "! MunAaSiiß yAhii haAii k MerAa HiisAaß kAr dEy.......:

Dosto kiya aap mere messages se tang hotey hain?????
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To beshak hotay rahein
QK mujhe to apna package halaal karna hai :-)
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1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

Husband:
Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aa K Khudkushi Karne ja Raha Hoon
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Wife:
2/3 Loan K Suit Banwa Do
iddat Main Kiya Pehnoon Gi ??????

Girl: Dad samne walo ka larka mujey tang krta hai
Dad: Main usy abi police k hawaley krta hon.
Girl: O no dad main usy iss se b sakht aur mustakil saza dena chahti hun.
Dad: matlab ?
Girl: dad ap meri os se shadi kr den.
Dad: wah beti wah intiqam lene main bilkul apni maa pe gai ho*

(",) Sun Bablo..
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<((> Pappu yaar
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Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar
Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Lar
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Kar
Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .