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1 waqt tha ap K msgs aise aaty thy Jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkha howa hai Or ap se msg krwa rha hai Mgr ab lgta hai Us ne GoLi mar di.,

Sir:Monkey Aur Donkey Main Kiya Farak Hy? Studnt:Agar Msg Prhny Wala Hans Pary Tu Monkey Agar Na Hansey Tu Donkey Aaj To Phas Gaye.

Sir in exam: Why are you so confused ?
Did you forget your pen???

Roll Number..?

Calculator..?


Student:
O chup kar ja maama ethay main parchi ghalat subject di le aya tenu pen pencil di agg lagi aye.

sir nay bola yasir say kal application likar ana yasir nay bola yes sir hum holiday ki application likar aja haan gay (next day) yasir hi nahi aya
hahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,maza aya

sir nay bola bata kal 1 say laikar 50 tak number yaaad kar laina main soonu ga student bola tak hai (next day)ooo 1 say laikar 100 tak yaad kar kay aja ta hai sir boltay hai shabaz beta ooo bolta hai main 5 din ki hollyday per jara hoooooooooon islia main yaaad kar kay aga ya ok....hahahaha..........maza aya

kamra-e-imtihaan main 2 larkay nahyat parishaan thay keoon kay invigilator un kay darmiyaan khara tha.. akhir aik larkay nay invigilator ko aik paper dia jis ko parhtay hi wo apnee seat par ja ker baith gia .. to doosray larkay nay poocha kay akhir tum nay aisa kia likha tha kay wo apnee seat par ja ker baith gia?.. too doosray larkay nay jawab dia.. main nay likha tha ""sir app ki pent peechay say phatee hoowee hai.. "" ;)