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BANTAS SINGH WIFE had a terrible toothache.
if it was my tooth ,,said banta singh,, i would have it pulled out.
if it was your tooth,,,replied his wife,,, i would also have it pulled out

Once upon a time ther were two brother santa singh and Banta singh. After many years Banta was going to meet santa. When he called santa to know here he and how to reach him.
Santa told him his add and instructions when u come to my house Park your house behind my house open the door by kicing with your foot then press the elevator button with right elbow then upstair knock my door with left elbow.
WHen Banta reachedand meet him he asked santa wat was the matter to press and knock with elbows.
guess wat
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Banta tell him that he wanted to make sure you are not coming with empty hands.

? Muslim ek Isai aur ek singh zoo main kam kartee the.Ek din unho nee shart lagai ke sub time hum mee see kaun ek pik ke saath ek hi room mein pass kar saktaa hai!Jo jitaa usee subsee 100 rubi
milengee.Muslin sub see bahlee andar jataa hai to 5 min baad bahi nikal atta hai.Kehta hai Pari boo, pari boo.Uskee baad isai jata hai to 15 min baad bahir ataa hai to kehtaa hai ,PARI BOO,PARI BOO.Phir singh andar jataa hai too bahir hi nahi nikaltaa.SUB PIK BAHIR BAAG KAR ATTE HAI TO KAHTEE HAI,PARI BOOOOO,PARI BOOOOOOOOO.Muslim aur isai puchtee hai singh bhai jee tume kaisee kiya.SINGH KEHTA HAI:ASI TEE 1 HAFTEE BAAD HI NANDYA,ehi thee sede wich khubwee.

Bakiyan nalo jeon de dhang vakhre ne...bole koi kaura karde dakre ne......vairy da sir vadke neze uthe tangde ne, singha de put yodhe singha hi ghar jamde ne !!!!!1

jaab gabar singh apani ma ka path say nikla to uss nay saab say phala sawaal kai poocha
bato kai :
maa kitanay aadmi thay:

why singh is added to the name of every srdar
S: sala
I: insan
N: nahi
G: gdha
H: hai

Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha...! Sardar G! Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Naya Mehman Aane Wala He....

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