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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Sambha: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

Harbhajan Singh gets married.

During suhag raat

he asks his wife r u a virgin ?

she replies kar di na sardaron wali baat,

Spinner ko kabhi new ball mili hai

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our sardar also shouts)

#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got
his job.

Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ""Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!""

Santa Singh is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ?? ""Saala aaj bhi girna padega...""

Santa singh and Banta singh are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa Singh being energetic that day doesn-t feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta Singh is struggling very hard to lift his computer. And this Santa Singh says "" What Banta, my comp has 500 MB HD and yours has just 250, even then u cannot lift it ???"" At this Banta Singh thinks for a while and replies ""Thats right, but my HD is full and urs is empty""

Once a Commissioner of city has a peon whose name is Dunda singh.He collects money of bribery through out the week.And on every week night Mrs. Gunda singh gives a bag of some money from bribery.It so happened that Gunda singh has transferred.A new peon arrive there who do the same thing as that of Gunda singh .His name is Prem singh.On week night Mrs.Prem singh gives bag of some money from bribery.Commissioner Thank you Mrs.Gunda singh .She answers i am not Mrs.Gunda singh ,i am Mrs.Prem singh.Commissioner answer ""Gunda singh and Prem singh is the same thing ""

BANTAS SINGH WIFE had a terrible toothache.
if it was my tooth ,,said banta singh,, i would have it pulled out.
if it was your tooth,,,replied his wife,,, i would also have it pulled out

Once upon a time ther were two brother santa singh and Banta singh. After many years Banta was going to meet santa. When he called santa to know here he and how to reach him.
Santa told him his add and instructions when u come to my house Park your house behind my house open the door by kicing with your foot then press the elevator button with right elbow then upstair knock my door with left elbow.
WHen Banta reachedand meet him he asked santa wat was the matter to press and knock with elbows.
guess wat
.
.
Banta tell him that he wanted to make sure you are not coming with empty hands.

? Muslim ek Isai aur ek singh zoo main kam kartee the.Ek din unho nee shart lagai ke sub time hum mee see kaun ek pik ke saath ek hi room mein pass kar saktaa hai!Jo jitaa usee subsee 100 rubi
milengee.Muslin sub see bahlee andar jataa hai to 5 min baad bahi nikal atta hai.Kehta hai Pari boo, pari boo.Uskee baad isai jata hai to 15 min baad bahir ataa hai to kehtaa hai ,PARI BOO,PARI BOO.Phir singh andar jataa hai too bahir hi nahi nikaltaa.SUB PIK BAHIR BAAG KAR ATTE HAI TO KAHTEE HAI,PARI BOOOOO,PARI BOOOOOOOOO.Muslim aur isai puchtee hai singh bhai jee tume kaisee kiya.SINGH KEHTA HAI:ASI TEE 1 HAFTEE BAAD HI NANDYA,ehi thee sede wich khubwee.

Bakiyan nalo jeon de dhang vakhre ne...bole koi kaura karde dakre ne......vairy da sir vadke neze uthe tangde ne, singha de put yodhe singha hi ghar jamde ne !!!!!1

jaab gabar singh apani ma ka path say nikla to uss nay saab say phala sawaal kai poocha
bato kai :
maa kitanay aadmi thay:

why singh is added to the name of every srdar
S: sala
I: insan
N: nahi
G: gdha
H: hai

Aik Sardar Ki Biwi ne Kaha...! Sardar G! Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Naya Mehman Aane Wala He....

Sardar: Enu Do Mint Rok Mein Phaj Ke Bottlan Phad Leyavan...!

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