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To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.
Buddha

"SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL"
spain per qabza hua tou Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k aap hifazat se AFRICA chalay jao ge lekin jab ship sea main gaya tou Christians ne Muslims ko zinda jala diya.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN MEMORY OF "MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL"
and Muslims r realy fool...
they celebrate this day.

Its short thing, gets longer when u hold it,
and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole.
What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

SmS dosnt mean ""SHORT msg in SERVICE""
It also means Share
My Sweetness Search
My Soul Seek
My Sweetheart Succeed
My Smarty See
ME Smiling So Keep SMSING.

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga??
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga??
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Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai..
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai!!
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Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi..;)
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi!!:(
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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha...
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha!!..
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Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh..
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh !!!
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per..
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per!!!
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai..
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai..
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..!!
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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga..!!
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