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Ustad: Batao Allah Ne Paith(Abdomen) kis leye banaya hai

Shagird: Pajama Bandhnay ke liye

aik martaba ustaad shgird say poochta hay kay mango tornay kaa acha moosam kaab hoota hay to shagird kehta hay jaab baagh may maali naa hoo too achaa moosam hoota hay .

ustad shagird se: batao subha ke waqt ye samander se dhuwwa kyu nikalta hai
shagird: janab isliye ke machliyaa apney liye chaai pakatee hai

aik dost aik shahgird se kehta hai ke main ne aik dafa apne aik poorane dost ko mara to woh rone laga main dar gaya main ne kaha yara chup hoga main police ko bula loon ga woh chup hogaya main ne kaha ke main itni der se chup kera raha tha too chup nahin horah tha aab hogaya hai han kiya masla hai tere saath bata na kehne laga ke main khood police hoon aur main ne tumhen dhoka diya tha main ne kaha ke main bhi tumhen aik baat batoun ke main ne yeh bola aur apni bottle main se pani us ke moon per uchal diya hahhah

ustad ney shagird say poocha acha batao din may taare kiyon nahi nazar aatey to 1 bachey nay masoomiat say kaha sir wo sooraj kay raastey may taang nahi arana chatey

Ustaad: Jamat main kaun shor macha raha tha.
Shagird:Janab muhe nahin maloom main to apnee batoon main laga hua tha.
hahahahaha (hunsee aye to hanso)

ustad shagird se!barf ko jomley mai istimal karo .
shagird! pani thanda hai.
ustad!barf kaha chala gaya.
shagird!wo tho pigal gaya

Ustad: Andea aur Dandea Main Kia farq hai.
Shagird: Sir, Andey aur Dandey main kohi khas farq nahi.
Ustad: Who Kaise?
Shagird: Anda jisam key andar garmi paida karti hai, aur Danda jisam key bahir.

ustaad shagird sai aaj tum school late khyoon aaye ho shagird gir gaya tha lag gaye thi ustaad kahan gir gaye thai or kia lag gaye thi shagird masoomiyat sai palang per gir gaya tha or aankh lag gaye thi
hahahaha...

ustad:g ali ap batain k badal kyoun garajtay hain?
shagird:ustad kyoun k woh pahara yad kerta hoga.