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son: papa aap andherey main dekh sakte ho?
father: yes my dear
son: papa phir aap meri school report per signature ker dain....

Why was the boy late for school?
Because the lollypop man--s sign said Stop children crossing!

The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, What did you learn today?
The kid replies, Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It--s time to go to school!

Son: But why, Mom? I don--t want to go.

Mother: Give me two reasons why you don--t want to go.

Son: Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers too hate me

Mother: Oh, that--s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to school.

Mother: Well, for one, you--re 52 years old. And for another, you--re the Principal!


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ye school hai ya fashion factory.ye school hai ya fashion factory. yaha larkay or larkian aisay miltay hai jaise algebra or geometry.

it was my first day of school and i din--t know how to speak english so at the frist he learn the word shut up and the second day he learn i--am the spider man so at the thired day he leared ladies first.
he wen--t to class and teacher ask the question that whose the peom writer and he said shut up and teacher said that who r u and he said i--am spider man and teacher tell him leave the class and he said ladies first!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA